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19-10-2016 22:10:30  #21


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

I remember back in the day when Typing class was a touchy subject.


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19-10-2016 22:11:14  #22


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Q:  What's the difference between a stagecoach and a typewriter?
A:  The carriage on a stagecoach is too big to throw.


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19-10-2016 22:19:01  #23


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Q:  Why is the right margin stop always better known than the left margin stop?
A:  Because it always rings a bell.


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19-10-2016 22:21:07  #24


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Thought for the day:  A washing machine does its job when it cleans clothes.  A dishwasher does its job when it cleans dishes.  A vacuum cleaner does its job when it cleans rugs.  A typewriter does its job when it dirties paper.


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19-10-2016 22:25:22  #25


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Thought for the day:  If typewriters back in the day crashed as often as computers crash today, secretaries would have all worn steel-toed work boots.


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05-12-2016 21:09:16  #26


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Wow. Corny typewriter jokes, who'd a thought it!

When is a typist like a matinee idol?
When she's a Tab Hunter.

Why does it sound so bad when your finger misses the letter?
Because you're off key.

Why did the secretary kiss her boss when he said she was a bad typist?
Because he said she was his typo woman.

Why did the astronaut get drunk typing reports?
Because he kept hitting the space bar.

What love song did Gershwin sing to his IBM?
S'lectric, s'wonderful that you should care for me!

Use sans serif in a sentence:
"You'll have to use the PortoSan serif you need a bathroom".

Pica won't type on the wax, sir! We'll have to call in the elite seal team!

Ah, worserer and worserer...!   


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07-12-2016 18:52:51  #27


Re: OOOH!! That's Corny! Moans, Groans, and other Rotten Jokes

Hardy har har!!  Where's the butter & salt, somebody?


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