This is Lillian.


See Lillian type. Lillian is dulling her troubled mind with the dual anodynes of whiskey AND cigarettes. Type, type, type. Don't you wish you could have experiences so painfully profound that only whiskey and cigarettes combined could dull them? The alcohol and tobacco companies do.

What kind of typewriter is Lillian typing on?

I have a similar desk lamp, I have been known to enjoy whiskey, and I have been known to enjoy a glass of whiskey while typing. But I will not smoke cigarettes. Lillian, why don't you try a plate of carrot sticks instead?