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10-4-2016 21:54:44  #1


Best writing machine in the world - for today

1924 Royal 10

Really? Why the Royal 10? I thought the SG-1 was the best manual ever made.

This is not the first one I bought but the second or third, on the "My God that's too cheap to pass up" mentality, which was just last year and around $50 delivered. So I verified it worked and covered it and put it aside. I just pulled it out looking for #1, which has a wonky type slug. This one does not. It has a very tight mainspring which is easily backed off and probably should be for use, as it is hard on the rest of the hardware.

Why the best? Because the chestnut "Quality is suitability for use" has been going round and round in my head for days. This means is that the product with the tightest tolerances or moral equivalent is not necessarily the best tool. The SG-1 is an awesome tool, but I realize now is not that welcoming when I am tired or had a drink, because it seems to demand the perfect arched finger poised typing posture. If you lose that precision your fingers miss the keys, The Royal is harder, stiffer and louder - but my fingers do not miss the keys!. It demands strength and endurance but not unnatural concentration. I do not want to feel I am performing the Well Tempered Clavichord when what I really want to do is hammer in a prose nail.

One look at the photo shows this 92 year old machine is typing as evenly and neatly as the day it was made. It is well to remember that the Germans could never turn out enough of their high precision weapons to overcome the hoards of very good American P-47's, P-38's, P-51's... to name just a few successful designs.

Another chestnut says that an engineer can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar, and this applies within the engineering profession itself - the best is not necessarily the one that can design the most impressive piece of mechanical art, but the one who designs the tool to achieve the same practical result with resources to build more of them!

Yes, that was last fall I could salt away such a machine for so little, and lucky I was, since the holiday price spike seems to be sticky. Polt, you have done your work too well.


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11-4-2016 13:06:01  #2


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Repartee wrote:

It is well to remember that the Germans could never turn out enough of their high precision weapons to overcome the hoards of very good American P-47's, P-38's, P-51's... to name just a few successful designs.

That's a strange analogy to me.

The disparity in production numbers had far more to do with raw material shortages and manufacturing plants being bombed into the ground on almost a daily basis, two major factors that American factories never had to deal with, than the design and engineering of what was being built. The analogy also ignores that American soldiers and pilots were not given a choice: like all troops, they were grist for the mill, and had to make do with what they were given to fight with. Had there actually been a choice, do you honestly believe that an American pilot would have chosen a P-38 over an ME-262, or that an American tanker would have preferred to climb inside of a Sherman instead of a Panther?

Back to typewriters, the SG1 and SG3 models were produced in quantities that could be sold, and those numbers were never hamstrung because they were "higher precision" models as the analogy suggests.

I enjoy every typewriter that I use, even the impossibly temperamental ones. I specifically like all of the Royal standards, including the Model 10, but if I had to go to war with my choice of a typewriter, there's no way I would choose a more basic machine over one that offered far more in terms of performance and versatility. Typewriters were tools after all, weapons of corporate warfare. They were designed to get a job done as quickly and as efficiently as possible. They were not designed for the alcohol addled to punch out a bit of prose, but to allow the often lithe and feminine typist to type continuously and comfortably all day long. And by those standards it would be interesting to see which machines everyone would choose if they had to sit down and tap out a few hundred thousand words instead of hammering out a few hundred at a time.

 


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14-4-2016 19:36:11  #3


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

I know which I would choose - at the moment. I would choose the IBM model B I just posted a photo of. Because it is a darn sight easier to type on than either the Royal 10 or the SG-1.

But maybe that's just the alcohol addling talking. I have decided I resent teetotalitarianism and have reverted to the mid-century archetype of the collective scotch whiskey. But no doubt I will eventually recycle the idea of a tedious sobriety. It's not as if we are going to live forever or be brilliant on a daily basis otherwise. At least not most of us.

Defending my analogy, I do not think it is defeated by the idea that an American pilot would prefer the Messerschmidt-262 over a P-38 given the choice. In fact, of all the German weapons you could have chosen that one perhaps illustrates the point, for although it seemed to be in advance of its time the 262 was built in precious small quantities and did not change the course of the war. And as for the fact that the reason some weapons were built in small quantities was not just their relative expense but the destruction of the means of production, I am not sure that does not support my point also, because the war as a whole was simply a strategic simulation made flesh, and the fact that the mass produced American weapons were able to overwhelm the production facilities of the individually superior German weapons (excluding the Stuka, which is widely acknowledged to only have been a terrible weapon against people with no air defense) - well, that would not tend to defeat the argument that the American production strategy beat the German production strategy. Although I acknowledge it may have been a close thing. Another truism which may or not be true is that while the Panthers were technically sophisticated they were beaten by the cruder Russian tank forces in part because the German tanks were built to closer tolerances and as a result jammed in the muddy battlefields much faster than the Russian tanks. Which comes back to my opening gambit that quality is suitability for use.

But how long is Nanorimo again? I do not think it is 100,000 words - but perhaps we can take that as 10,000. So I shall just have to participate a number of years to take your challenge. Though at this particular moment I think I am changing my mind again - because if my life depended as a practical matter on the free creation of word hoards, I think I would unleash the computer keyboard, which whips them all.

Sorry typewriter. (447 words)


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14-4-2016 20:06:30  #4


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

Did somebody say "100,000 words"?


Bring it on. I have chosen my American made weapon. You are looking at the business end of a B!

Single spaced elite, about 500 words/page or 200 pages. I don't see any serious problem here... 


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16-4-2016 18:44:54  #5


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

Hi Repartee.  If you have a chance, could you fix the pictures in this thread like you did in the other?  

Thanks.

 

16-4-2016 19:11:21  #6


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

Well.

Anyways.
Back to typewriters.

I know you all are probably tired of hearing about my rebuilt typewriters, but Im going to say it again.
I finished rebuilding an Underwood #5,and boy, that thing is the best standard I have come across!


Back from a long break.

Starting fresh with my favorite typer. A Royal Futura!
 

16-4-2016 19:29:47  #7


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Fingertapper, thank you for your interest in my photos.

Here is the 1924 Royal waxed in rhapsody 

And here is the IBM B boasting and pounding its platen 

I have already made good on 3000 conservatively counted words, mostly coherent, and I owe Uwe thanks for prodding. I will discover strange thoughts.

Already planning ahead I think the next challenge will be on an SG-1. Better personal challenge on the Royal but I just don't think I should be subjecting that machine to such a protracted beating.


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16-4-2016 19:42:20  #8


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

TypewriterGuy wrote:

I know you all are probably tired of hearing about my rebuilt typewriters, but Im going to say it again.
I finished rebuilding an Underwood #5,and boy, that thing is the best standard I have come across!

Well I would love to see a photo of it. I can't remember if you post photos - do not seem to recall seeing one from you.

I also own a rebuilt Underwood 5 although I did not do it myself: someone was nice enough to do it for me in the 1940's - yep, black crinkle paint! It's one of the first typewriters I acquired but I cannot praise it fulsomely just now because it needs some work. That makes it my most deferred project.


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16-4-2016 21:09:46  #9


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Wow, someone already did it for you?

In the 40s?


Lol


Yeah, I plan on posting a photo. I have a 40s rebuilt one too, but its in grey!

Its funny cause the one i rebuilt was rebuilt by Shipman ward in the past.


Back from a long break.

Starting fresh with my favorite typer. A Royal Futura!
 

17-4-2016 20:47:09  #10


Re: Best writing machine in the world - for today

Thanks, Repartee.  I like photos.  I'm glad the Internet has gotten to the point where photos can be shared relatively easily.  Like they say, "1000 words".

Back to the topic of this thread, I must say that the favourite of my small but growing collection is an Underwood 6.  It has an unbelievably light but solid feel--as oxymoronic as that might sound.  

The only other standard I have is a Royal KMM and while it feels great, the older Underwood feels better.  The KMM is a recent acquisition though and frankly, neither are working properly and so it remains to be seen which is better.  Once I thoroughly clean out both, I'll put them through a good workout.
 

 

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