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17-12-2016 09:58:14  #1


Rambo Royal comes out for one last mission

TypewriterKing wrote:

Along these lines, I could also argue this same case about other artifacts that man has made. Is something more valuable has never been used to the point of uselessness, or is it more valuable after having had some maintenance on it which resulted in its usefulness? This is a good question that deserves thought. I myself fall toward making as many things as we can useful--except for atomic weapons and mail trucks carrying bills.

Speaking of utility, I'm going to drag out my 1916 Royal and begin typing a few pages on it every day. In fact, I'm going to aim for the 100,000 word mark, which should take me until the spring. If the typewriter fails first then I will have a 1916 Royal in need of repair. That's its lookout. No museum pieces in this typewriter commune, bud. 

It types in purple now because I happened to find a well-inked old stock purple Royal #10 ribbon. Heavy purple.


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17-12-2016 17:18:21  #2


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That old Royal should make it.  I have the same thing, and that monster has survived these last twenty-two years in my possession.  I know I've typed at least that many words with all the letters I've written with it.  And should it fail, usually on those old Royals, it's usually minor.  Just a light repair, adjustment, and/or a couple of drops of tranny fluid and you're on your way again.  Like you, no museum pieces here on this typewriter ranch.  I'll bet that's some really beautiful looking print, now.  You could make your own Christmas or whatever cards with it--the charm value would be out of this world!!


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17-12-2016 17:56:45  #3


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Laughing out loud, tranny fluid!     I don't have any of that but I think I mentioned that I bought some German engineered (no kidding) power steering fluid based on the fact that it was at least 50% synthetic and synthetic oil is always a good thing. So Rambo was pulled out of his bunk and was a little stiff at first and dragging the carriage, and when I figured out that it was not the tracks but some part of the internals that were gummy (key evidence, only dragged in one direction of travel), I just mixed a little steering fluid into some mineral oil in a wash bottle and squirted it up inside whereabouts I felt the escapement should be, and d**n it if didn't free the old soldier right up!  It was a front line repair but it did the trick. 2000 words so far and just coasting...

That's a great idea about the cards!  I'm going to get some blank ones, and yes it does have a lot of charm right now with its fat purple pica - "How did you get that typewriter font on the card?", ... "I used a typewriter". 


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17-12-2016 18:12:35  #4


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I meant to write "mineral spirits" of course, not mineral oil. I am not about to squirt mineral oil up into a typewriter and not much point in adding a few drops of hydraulic fluid to that either!


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17-12-2016 18:31:58  #5


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I always use automatic transmission fluid--tranny fluid--it's very thin, it's detergent, and it keeps things oiled smoothly for a very long time.  An old mechanic taught me that trick.  He used to heat it up and pour it into the cylinders of seized engine blocks.  After a couple of days, they freed right up.  So I tried it in a few of my typewriters, and some of my chronic sticking problems in those machines just went away.  A lot of people have told me that I should use another type of oil, or that I shouldn't use oil at all.  I'm sorry, but I do not feel like typing with a dry typewriter today, nor will I feel like doing so tomorrow.  I'm a mechanic, not a museum curator.


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17-12-2016 19:36:55  #6


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Well then, I have an IBM B Executive which I would like to make a boat anchor out of that is a good candidate to take a bath in the stuff. It wants to work but just can't - you can space once and then wait about 20 seconds for the space bar to recover and then space again. I think the prejudice against oil stems from the far greater prevalence of users over oiling typewriters with bad oil than insufficient oil so if you have to go to one slogan or the other better to say don't oil typewriters.


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17-12-2016 20:44:26  #7


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Going either to one extreme or the other is a bad idea when it comes to maintaining any type of machinery, including typewriters.  Yes, you're going to have idiots out there who could foul up an anvil with a rubber mallet.  They'll drop, say, a laser jet printer, in a vat of 90 wt gear oil, hoping that will fix whatever problems they may encounter with it.  In all the jobs I've held down in the last thirty-one years, I've seen quite a few people this dumb.  Ron White once said:  "You can't fix stupid.  Stupid is fo' evah."

As for the IBM B Executive,  you have to be very very ultra sparing where you put oil.  Never squirt it in.  You have to dob it in, either with a q-tip or vary sparingly with an old toothbrush, and be sure to wipe out the excess.  You don't want any oil to get onto the power roller.  I have found that charcoal starter will usually dry the power roller enough to where it has grip enough to actuate the cams.  You may need to either have the old roller re-rubbered, or find one somewhere that you can reinstall.  I believe there should be a thread in this Forum as to how to install a power roller.  Should you need to do so, let me know.  I've fixed a many type bar IBM machines--standard and Executive.


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18-12-2016 10:18:57  #8


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But back to Rambo Royal. Day 2 he brushes the leaves off from sleeping rough and heads to the nearest town for some grub: 2500 words walked the first day and 500 more before breakfast without a hiccup. He's still light on his feet. He's got this. It's a walk in the park.

Poking around for lubrication points I noticed the following mechanism - I had seen it before but as Sherlock Holmes would have said, I had not observed:

Touch Control of the Ancients

Works like any other touch control by adjusting spring tension, but you have to tilt the typewriter on its back to get to it.  I also noticed that one of the springs though not broken was completely slack in the rest position:

Not Pulling its Linkage Anymore

That's connected to the Y key. I had not noticed anything amiss with the Y key but when I checked again it is sort of slack feeling compared to the other keys. Types fine though - the natural balance is sufficient to return it smartly so there is just that slight reassuring pressure that your finger is doing work against mechanical resistance missing. Maybe it helps control, or maybe purely psychological. 


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18-12-2016 17:10:24  #9


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All you have to do is to bend a hook in what you have left and reattach--done it a million times.  Worse comes to worst, these springs are interchangeable with anything up to MC.  And, believe me, at least here in Central Texas, it still occasionally rains Royal typewriters here and there.


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18-12-2016 17:15:19  #10


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That touch control--I thought I was only one of a select few who knew where that puppy dog was.  On my 1916 Royal #10 Centurion War Machine, I oiled it (sparingly, of course), exercised it and it's just as functional as it was when it was new--maybe even more so.  Oh, yes, you almost couldn't pick a more capable weapon of choice than a stalwart centurion like the Royal #10.  You could use that in your next iteration of the Typewriter versus the computer printers.  Those poor printers wouldn't know what had hit them after they laughed at something made of cast iron and glass as it slowly ate both their lunches for them.


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